Birthdays deserve NAME MEMEs!

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Ann Nestor.

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Bruce Nathan.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Potsh. Is it just me or does that sound erotic?

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Ram. That sounds too much like murder backwards for safety's sake.

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Naomi Washington. That actually sounds probable.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Purple Milk. That sounds either very evil or a gay bar name.

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Shin. Ha, my fly name is Japanese.

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Green Tea Snickerdoodle. Who will I impress with that name? What if I have to bitchslap some hos?

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Zeus Cox. Now that's hot.

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Rose Toffee.

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Big-Bow Cox. That really works.